I like big mutts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a pup walks in with an itty bitty blep
And a tippty tap in its step
You get 🐶, want to pull up tough
’Cause you notice that mutt was fluffed
Deep in the look she’s snootin
Hooked and I can’t stop boopin
Oh baby, I want to get wit’cha
And insta your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you wiggle makes (me so happy)
Ooh, Rump-o’-fur-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, walk me, walk me
’Cause you ain’t that average puppy
I’ve seen her prancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweet…

Andy Mallon

Opinionated technologist. Writings & rantings are my own. he/him

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