Baby Got Pack (I like big mutts)

I like big mutts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a pup walks in with an itty bitty blep
And a tippty tap in its step
You get 🐶, want to pull up tough
’Cause you notice that mutt was fluffed
Deep in the look she’s snootin
Hooked and I can’t stop boopin
Oh baby, I want to get wit’cha
And insta your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you wiggle makes (me so happy)
Ooh, Rump-o’-fur-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, walk me, walk me
’Cause you ain’t that average puppy
I’ve seen her prancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweet, and neat,
Got it goin’ for a jerky treat.
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ small mutts are the thing
Take the average black lab and ask him that
She gotta floop much pack
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got a mutt? (hell yeah)
Tell ’em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy mutt
Baby got pack (L.A. treats with the Oakland floopy)

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